2. Get to said ghetto bar. Sharon and Rozza have both been there - The Blue Parrot. It's a dive but drinks are hella cheap. It's really funny but the less you come out, the more willing people are to buy you drinks. I think I spent $20 bucks total and probably drank over $60 worth of well drinks. The night is going well so far.
3. Being forced to sing karaoke. Yes, at one point I took pride in my skillz but not anymore. I promised once the liquid courage came in, I would do it. Yet, no matter how many drinks I drank, my hands still shook and I still wanted to die in front of my ghetto audience. I did sing Need You Tonight by INXS so bonus points there.
4. The booze flows. Speech slurs. People get crazy. I was signing up with the Camel rep for the 98787th time in order to get free smokes and I look over and my friend Jenny's finger is jabbing into some girl's chest. Apparently she was talking shit when one of our other friends was singing Baby Got Back. I really have no clue what's going on so I ignore it.
5. Go to use the bathroom. Come back to see my other friend Tess throwing a drink in this girl's face. My baby sister (just freshly 21, bless her heart) grabs me by the arm and says let's go. I have to get my purse though! In the process, I somehow ended up with a drink spilled all over me, some random guy grabbing me by the arm and telling me I need to stop talking shit. Oh the fun never ends. So by proxy, I'm suddenly involved in this bar fight and the bartender's screaming for us all to get out. I still have no clue what the fuck's going on. I grab my purse and hightail it out. BUT IT GETS BETTER.
6. Out on the sidewalk in front of the bar, an all out catfight ensues. I grabbed my sister and pulled her off to the car after some chick screamed in my face that she was going to kick my ass if I didnt' control my bitch friends. Just.. haha. Why. I didn't even do anything, man. So anyway moral of it all, now you know why I stay in. and that's that!
Merry Christmas to everyone. Eat lots of ham and praise Jesus. I'm passing the fuck out now.