I haven't updated here in YEARS but I blame it all on wasting my time at somethingawful.com. That shit'll suck your soul out. I'm glad the mood theme is still intact. It's making me want to go make a life raft out of paperclips. I just took this quiz thing http://www.areyoubritishinbed.co.uk/flash/ and I was Brazilian the first time, then I was Thai. I don't understand the crossover but you guys should take it and they even give massage tips at the end! Anyway, I hope everyone's awesome. This new Coldplay song baffles me.